 MEGACITY-ONE - Judge Dredd, a legendary street judge armed the powers of judge, jury, and executioner, has taken a temporary position as a high school math teacher. "It's judgement time," said Dredd as he dove into a pile of mid-term papers. 
WASHINGTON - President Trump is shaking up his cabinet yet again with the appointment of AR-15 as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.
"I aim to protect all remaining American lives by making it easier to buy guns," said AR-15.  WASHINGTON - President Trump decided to surprise the first lady by arranging a romantic solitary Valentine's day dinner just for her. According to everyone around Melania, this is exactly what she was hoping for and was very pleased with the gesture.
WASHINGTON - Mounting media attention for Russia’s Status-6 torpedo, a so called “doomsday weapon”, has prompted Trump to announce plans to build a “death star”. The move is seen by many in Washington as “stupid”.
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