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Judge Dredd Hired As High School Math Teacher

2/25/2018

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MEGACITY-ONE - Judge Dredd, a legendary street judge armed the powers of judge, jury, and executioner, has taken a temporary position as a high school math teacher.

"It's judgement time," said Dredd as he dove into a pile of mid-term papers.
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AR-15 Appointed As Secretary of Health and Human Services

2/17/2018

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WASHINGTON - President Trump is shaking up his cabinet yet again with the appointment of AR-15 as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services. ​

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I aim to protect all remaining American lives by making it easier to buy guns," said AR-15.

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Trump Surprises Melania With A Romantic Dinner For One

2/14/2018

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WASHINGTON - President Trump decided to surprise the first lady by arranging a romantic solitary Valentine's day dinner just for her.  According to everyone around Melania, this is exactly what she was hoping for and was very pleased with the gesture.

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Trump Responds to Russia’s Doomsday Torpedo With Plans to Build “Death Star”

2/3/2018

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Trump Death Star
WASHINGTON - Mounting media attention for Russia’s Status-6 torpedo, a so called “doomsday weapon”, has prompted Trump to announce plans to build a “death star”. The move is seen by many in Washington as “stupid”.

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