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Hooba Canoes Industries offers a wide variety of drone related positions including desk drones, security drones, waste attendants drones, cleaning drones, and repetitive motion drones. Hooba Canoes cares about your success.  

  • We provide training so that you learn new job skills and take pride in the quality service you're giving to clients.
  • You'll look like the trained professional you are when you wear a Hooba Canoes uniform.
  • For your health and safety, we only use some toxic cleaning products and out-of-date equipment.

Our internal training program focuses on teaching you the skills and processes that have helped many of our employees starting out as a cleaning drone, cashier unit, security drone or labor drone grow into various other non-management roles throughout the company. These jobs aren't your everyday at Hooba Canoes; they are careers.

With more than 100,000+ offices located throughout the world, a job as a cleaning drone, labor drone, security drone or nuclear waste attendant drone is available right around the corner from where you live. In some cases, in your very own building. To inquire about  great jobs near you, email us or visit one of our offices. There may not be a human there to greet you because we're cutting down on HR staff to make room for more Torture Masters.

Hooba Canoes employs more than 2,000,000,000  people in hourly drone positions. We are always accepting applications for anyone willing to work long hours for low pay. 

Hooba Canoes is now hiring! Click here to read the announcement.

How Do I Apply for a Management or Office Staff Position?
You don't need to apply for these types of positions. We'll find you or we'll acquire the company you work for and negotiate a lower salary.

How Do I Apply for a Service Drone Position (cleaning drone, security drone, waste attendant or labor drone)?
To apply for a service drone position, visit our job application page. Of course, this in only a formality since you are already under contract with us for the duration of your life.

What if I'm already a Hooba Canoes Employee and have questions? 
You can learn more by visiting our  Employee Information
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