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Trump Gets into the Halloween Spirit

10/23/2017

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Trump Halloween Costume
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump's Halloween costume is drawing criticism from the left. Trump Tweeted while at a klan rally, "I don't know what the big deal is. I wear this costume every year. Now liberals are waging a war on Halloween. Sad!"
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Florida Politician Says She Was Abducted by Ted Cruz

10/21/2017

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Ted Cruz is an alien
FLORIDA - Congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera drew ridicule this week when she said that she was taken aboard senator Ted Cruz’s spaceship when she was a child.

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Trump Officially Defines Life as 'Beginning at Pussy Grab'

10/12/2017

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WASHINGTON - BREAKING: President Trump's Health Department is preparing to release an official document defining life as “beginning at pussy grab” — a move that could signal incoming actions against abortion, contraception, and not getting sexually assaulted by presidents and creeps.
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Trump Demands Destruction of all TVs

10/11/2017

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WASHINGTON - President Trump on Wednesday lashed out over a critical NBC News report and is now calling for the complete destruction of all TV sets, fax machines, vacuum's, or any other "confusing technology" capable of broadcasting what he calls "fake news".

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