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Trump Surprises Melania With A Romantic Dinner For One

2/14/2018

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WASHINGTON - President Trump decided to surprise the first lady by arranging a romantic solitary Valentine's day dinner just for her.  According to everyone around Melania, this is exactly what she was hoping for and was very pleased with the gesture.
"I know Melania. This is exactly what she wanted and what she deserves," said the President.

According to sources in the White House, Trump arranges these types of solitary dinners very often.

"People don't think I'm a romantic guy. But I'm the most romantic guy there is. I love to get away for the weekend. And Melanie loves it when I leave, too."
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