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Trump Demands NFL Be More Racist

9/24/2017

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Alabama - Trump is urging NFL team owners to fire any non-white player who kneels during national anthem. ​

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Steve Bannon, Milo Yiannopoulos, Ann Coulter Headed to UC Berkeley for Free Speech Riot

9/16/2017

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BERKELEY, CA - UC Berkeley riot organizers have invited instigators Steve Bannon, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Ann Coulter for a fun day of rioting.

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Ted Cruz Accidentally Teaches Kama Sutra on Senate Floor

9/12/2017

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WASHINGTON - At approximately 2pm ET, senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took the Senate floor to present a nearly 2 hour Kama Sutra lesson. 

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Trump Bans Transmissions From Cars

9/3/2017

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The country is shocked yet again as President Trump signs a memo today to instate a ban on car transmissions.

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