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Research and Development

At HoobaLabs, we're always pushing the limits of what's ethically or legally acceptable. From genetic engineering to weapons development to advanced robotics, our scientist drones are working on it.

Our highest-profile assignment is the Super Babies  project. This was  commissioned by the military and is top secret. Basically, we're genetically modifying babies so that they grow up to become super soldiers. 

If you're a non-competing business that needs robots, a rebel group in need of biological weapons, or anyone else with a lot of money to waste, please contact us.

Below you will find links to our top secret projects. Only drone masters with high security clearance will be able to enter.


iHooba: Oxygen Reduction Project

Mind Cleansing

Super Babies Project

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