MEGACITY-ONE - Judge Dredd, a legendary street judge armed the powers of judge, jury, and executioner, has taken a temporary position as a high school math teacher.
"It's judgement time," said Dredd as he dove into a pile of mid-term papers.
"It's judgement time," said Dredd as he dove into a pile of mid-term papers.
"I am the law!"
In response to recent calls to arm teachers, Dredd is taking matters into his own hands by teaching high school math.
"The politicians are corrupt. Putting guns in the hands of teachers would lead to death and lawlessness. Then you call on the men and women of the Hall of Justice to clean up your mess. I just decided to show up early."
Despite Dredd's unorthodox approach, many students are adapting to the new learning style. "He really pushes us to learn. He pushed me so hard I broke a few ribs," said one student.
"You have 20 seconds to comply," Dredd said as he unholstered his gun while waiting on student to complete a quiz.
Dredd, "Judges are the only ones fighting for order in the chaos. These rookies wouldn't last a day on the streets of Mega City One. It's my job to get them ready." 1 in 5 students won't survive the first day of class.
"I am the law!" shouts Dredd as he dismisses class.
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