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​Hooba Canewsletter: Issue 1, Volume 1
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Trump Cuts Subsidies, Healthcare Rates Rise

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Local boy Tromas Hambugi dies saving already dead cat from tree. Tromas, 8, was considered a terrible climber by many of his peers, but some in the community thought he had potential. 

"Right before he climbed that tree, I told him he could do anything he set his mind to.  A mother wants to believe in her kids, but sometimes that's stupid," said his mother. 

Funeral services will be held in December for the cat only.

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Wrong Turn Lands Penguin in Syria

SYRIA - "I should have ditched that iceberg when I had the chance."

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Dog Leaves Park Full of Regret

SEATTLE, WA - Mr. Frumples can't sleep thinking about what might have been had he just sniffed harder.

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Cup of Coffee Gets Cozy by the Fire

CHICAGO, IL - Cup of coffee takes the day off to relax and warm up beside the fire.


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Croby Crandle

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​I should probably go to bed.
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Malark Grungie

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Yeah, I believe in ghosts.
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Tromas Hambugi

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