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HOOBA CANOES INDUSTRIES

The Greatest Corporation in the Universe

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"What does Hooba Canoes Industries do?"

Good question.​​

We monopolize  services everywhere.

We make propaganda you can believe in.

We hire mindless drones at our careers page.

We take your fucking money at the Hooba$mart Store.

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"What is my purpose in life?"

​To find out, watch the videos below.

"I feel like I'm wasting my life working."

​Before finding Hooba Canoes Industries, employee drones drifted aimlessly through life. Nobody loved them. Nobody cared enough to use them except for Hooba Canoes Industries.

​We don't just see a stupid loser. We also see an opportunity to exploit.

See what our employee drones had to say.

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It's a great place to work. That's what they told me to say!

Corby

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What are you looking at?

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Help!

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"I'm not sure I want to work here."

Great! Sounds like you're ready to apply for a job...

Click on the CAREERS link to learn more about the company that now owns you. When you're ready, click on the JOIN OUR TEAM link to apply. Don't forget to attach a sexy photo!

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