"What does Hooba Canoes Industries do?"
Good question.
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We monopolize services everywhere.
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We make propaganda you can believe in.
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We hire mindless drones at our careers page.
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We take your fucking money at the Hooba$mart Store.
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"What is my purpose in life?"
To find out, watch the videos below.
"I feel like I'm wasting my life working."
See what our employee drones had to say.
"I'm not sure I want to work here."
Great! Sounds like you're ready to apply for a job...
Click on the CAREERS link to learn more about the company that now owns you. When you're ready, click on the JOIN OUR TEAM link to apply. Don't forget to attach a sexy photo! |
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