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Hooba Canoes Now Hiring!

8/28/2014

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Are you out of work? A loser stuck in a dead end job? Or just looking to make a change in a new and exciting direction? If you answered yes, then we may have a place for you at Hooba Canoes Industries.

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Three Reasons To Panic!

8/27/2014

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Al Capone: The Truth Revealed

8/25/2014

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Dear Subjects,

Many Hooba Canoes followers are expressing concerns and throwing rocks about our recent hiring decisions. We want to assure everyone that we know what we're doing. 

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Tragedy, Brutality, and Al Capone IV

8/15/2014

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Dearest work friends and other workers, I regret to inform you of another great sadness that has fallen on the Hooba Canoes family. 


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Out with the old, in with the new

8/14/2014

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Dear fellow Hooba Canoes employee,

It brings me great sadness to inform all of you that Chief Marketing Director, Ned Bouquetz, has passed away due to loss of life complications.

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Rowdy Roddy Piper Resigns

8/13/2014

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Dear Colleagues,

I want to share with you that Rowdy Roddy Piper will be stepping down from his current responsibilities, effective immediately.   

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Dear Employees and Staff

8/11/2014

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This week is an exciting week in Hooba Canoes history,  Yesterday, we announced that our Board of Directors elected Rowdy Roddy Piper, chairman and chief executive officer of WWF International Hall of Fame (unofficially), as an independent director.

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Organizational Announcement

8/11/2014

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Acquisition Expands Hooba Canoes Franchising Group and Strengthens Helium Services Capabilities.

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