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Out with the old, in with the new

8/14/2014

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Dear fellow Hooba Canoes employee,

It brings me great sadness to inform all of you that Chief Marketing Director, Ned Bouquetz, has passed away due to loss of life complications.
We wish Ned the best wherever he is. Currently, we believe his body is still at the hospital, but you will have to look into that yourself outside of company time.

We are thrilled to announce that we have hired a new marketing director, Al Capone IV (no relation to the notorious gangster). He has consulted some of the biggest names in the business including Ronald Frumps, Boot Greengrich, Rim Jobney, Farah Praline, Jon Boner, Hand Ball, and Christy Christie. Mr. Capone looks forward to applying his feared brand of “aggressive marketing” techniques which are renowned for persuading difficult clients. We hope to leverage his vast knowledge to further our company brand. Mr. Capone wishes to remain out of the public light while he attends to "family business". He kindly requests that we respect his privacy.

Please join me in welcoming the newest member to the Hooba Canoes team!

Best,
 
Hooba
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