Dearest work friends and other workers, I regret to inform you of another great sadness that has fallen on the Hooba Canoes family.
Dearest work friends and other workers, I regret to inform you of another great sadness that has fallen on the Hooba Canoes family.
Since the investigation is ongoing, we are not permitted to reveal any details surrounding the case. With that said, what I am about to tell you is a secret and I ask that you maintain the utmost discretion while disseminating this information to co-workers, family, twitter followers, and passers-by. Late afternoon yesterday, two fat henchmen dressed in fancy pants and funny hats, and carrying tommy guns, burst into the office of our new Chief Marketing Director, Mr. Al Capone IV. Al was not in his office as he had called in sick. Unfortunately, Al’s new assistant and mistress, Francine Ponce, was in his office destroying useless documents and what I’m told is unimportant evidence. The henchmen unloaded over 2800 rounds into Ms. Ponce. She remains in the hospital in critical condition. Fortunately for her she was wearing her lucky bullet proof vest. Her arms, legs, and butt were shot off completely and doctors fear she may never do anything useful again.
We will be passing around a “get well soon” card and hope you find the time to sign it during your lunch break or after working hours.
Regards,
Hooba
Since the investigation is ongoing, we are not permitted to reveal any details surrounding the case. With that said, what I am about to tell you is a secret and I ask that you maintain the utmost discretion while disseminating this information to co-workers, family, twitter followers, and passers-by. Late afternoon yesterday, two fat henchmen dressed in fancy pants and funny hats, and carrying tommy guns, burst into the office of our new Chief Marketing Director, Mr. Al Capone IV. Al was not in his office as he had called in sick. Unfortunately, Al’s new assistant and mistress, Francine Ponce, was in his office destroying useless documents and what I’m told is unimportant evidence. The henchmen unloaded over 2800 rounds into Ms. Ponce. She remains in the hospital in critical condition. Fortunately for her she was wearing her lucky bullet proof vest. Her arms, legs, and butt were shot off completely and doctors fear she may never do anything useful again.
We will be passing around a “get well soon” card and hope you find the time to sign it during your lunch break or after working hours.
Regards,
Hooba