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Scientists Develop First "All Seeds" Watermelon

2/13/2018

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Scientists at Hooba Labs used genetic modification to create the first ever watermelon consisting almost entirely of seeds.

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Archaeologists Find Hidden Video Game Map Pack Deep Within Mayan Temple

2/3/2018

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LONDON - Using state-of-the-art laser technology, archaeologists uncovered a flash drive deep beneath a Mayan temple with over 100 gigs of previously unknown Shadow of the Tomb Raider DLCs which unlock exotic maps and well as secret missions, legendary characters, exclusive skins, and loot crates.

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Science Could One Day Make This Man Immortal

1/6/2018

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Futurists such as Michio Kaku speculate that one day science may unlock the secret to immortality. When they do, ordinary men like Muckie Grendle  (pictured above) will live on forever.
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Zoo Replaces Exotic Animals with Boring Ones

11/25/2017

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"These new animals are a bunch of nobodies"

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Saudi Arabia Gives Drivers License to a Woman

10/28/2017

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Chief scientist of Desert Laboratories, Dr. Muhammed, left, interacts with "Sophia the Female Driver" during a discussion about the future of humanity in a demonstration of non-male gender intelligence at the RISE Technology Conference in Hong Kong in July. (Photo: Muckie Grendle, ASP/Hooba Images)
In an obvious PR stunt, Saudi Arabia, known for its human rights issues, has granted a driver’s license to a human female driver for the first time.

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Last Woolly Mammoths Died Unhappy And Alone

10/6/2016

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Can A Gas Giant Ignite?

9/28/2016

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Dolphin deaths linked to BP oil spill, says Sinaloa Drug Cartel.

5/22/2015

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Bill Nye Successfully Loses Kite in Outer Space!

5/21/2015

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Bad news. It turns out that electrocuting yourself doesn't make you smarter.

5/7/2015

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Tesla changes the world by sounding like they just invented a new kind of battery

5/3/2015

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In the future, Telsa will continue taking credit for other things that already exist such as  hybrid cars, space rockets,  and that funny joke you told one time.

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Climate change not good for penguins 

4/30/2015

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Cheap piece of junk  spacecraft predictably malfunctions

4/29/2015

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Man tasers man for  flying drone

4/29/2015

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According to a recent article on  some website, a  man was tasered in a national park for flying a toy drone.

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2014 hottest year on record! Our plan to increase global warming is finally paying off!

9/22/2014

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According to a recent article in Wired, we're about to achieve a very important milestone in global warming history! 

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Chimps Smarter Than Humans

9/14/2014

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Balloon Battle Drones!

9/13/2014

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According to a recent story on PopularScience.com which references a recent story on ChinaNews.com, the Chinese are finally working on balloon battle drone technology. 

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Research suggests possibility of working in your sleep!

9/13/2014

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