According to a recent article in Wired, we're about to achieve a very important milestone in global warming history!
For years Hooba Canoes Industries has been doing it's part to increase greenhouse gases in order to cause global warming. It looks like 2014 temperatures will finally validate our efforts. As you are well aware, Hooba Canoes Industries originally initiated global warming in the 1920's in order to bolster future profits for our Hooba Canoes Heating & Cooling company. Now may be the perfect time to invest in our Heating & Cooling company. And don't forget to buy an AC!