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Balloon Battle Drones!

9/13/2014

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According to a recent story on PopularScience.com which references a recent story on ChinaNews.com, the Chinese are finally working on balloon battle drone technology. 
Hooba Canoes Industries has already reached out to the Captain of China for an exclusive demonstration of it's spying and killing abilities. While the details have not been finalized, it is our hope that we can equip these battle drones with chemical weapons and laser blasters.
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