The country is shocked yet again as President Trump signs a memo today to instate a ban on car transmissions.
The president argues that "this ban will be tremendous for the men and wives of the military".
We reached out to the ACLU for comment. They say the ban is "stupid" and that the president is "confused by the terminology". They are not seeking legal action at this time.
The impact has been felt immediately as motorists have been forced to drive in circles or run over obstacles in their path. “What choice do we have?” said one frustrated driver after running over a non-white national monument. Still, the driver supports the president's decision.
Celebrity Caitlyn Jenner weighed in. "After my car accident and head injury, I really understand why the president made this decision."
In unrelated news, tow truck companies, Jiffy Lube, and Pep Boys stocks have skyrocketed.
We reached out to the ACLU for comment. They say the ban is "stupid" and that the president is "confused by the terminology". They are not seeking legal action at this time.
The impact has been felt immediately as motorists have been forced to drive in circles or run over obstacles in their path. “What choice do we have?” said one frustrated driver after running over a non-white national monument. Still, the driver supports the president's decision.
Celebrity Caitlyn Jenner weighed in. "After my car accident and head injury, I really understand why the president made this decision."
In unrelated news, tow truck companies, Jiffy Lube, and Pep Boys stocks have skyrocketed.
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