BERKELEY, CA - UC Berkeley riot organizers have invited instigators Steve Bannon, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Ann Coulter for a fun day of rioting.
“We’re hoping for a good turnout at this riot"
“We’re hoping for a good turnout at this riot" said Milo Yiannopoulos, riot enthusiast, before jumping into an Uber.
Organizers are advising militia and other disrupters to pack plenty of snacks, extra pepper spray, and bats. "We want this to be as unsafe as possible." Peaceful non-violent protesters and anyone not rioting are urged to "stay the fuck away."
Organizers are advising militia and other disrupters to pack plenty of snacks, extra pepper spray, and bats. "We want this to be as unsafe as possible." Peaceful non-violent protesters and anyone not rioting are urged to "stay the fuck away."
"We want this to be as unsafe as possible."
Some local business are boarding up their windows. "Don't get me wrong, I want everyone to have a good time at this riot, but I also want to keep out any liberals seeking shelter." said local business owner Muckie Grendle.
Organizers are also warning that there “may actually be free speech, but hopefully will be drowned out by the sounds of screaming”
Organizers are also warning that there “may actually be free speech, but hopefully will be drowned out by the sounds of screaming”
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