WASHINGTON - At approximately 2pm ET, senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took the Senate floor to present a nearly 2 hour Kama Sutra lesson.
"I've been practicing some of these moves. Check this out."
The Kama Sutra is an ancient indian book of sexual intercourse teachings. "I've been practicing some of these moves. Check this out," said Cruz before manipulating his body in ways never before seen on the Senate floor.
At one point, the Texas senator asked for a volunteer, but only Mitch McConnell showed a flash of interest which quickly disappeared. John McCain said he might try out some of the stretches if only he could "bend at the waist".
Cruz later denied teaching the Kama Sutra and claimed one of his aides "must have taught that lesson."
Image of Ted Cruz teaching at a town hall.