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Federal Court Rules Police Can Shoot Goldfish If It Moves When Officer Enters Home

12/23/2017

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WASHINGTON - A police officer can now shoot a goldfish if it moves when the officer enters a home, under a new federal court ruling issued this month.
The ruling comes after police in Battle Creek, Michigan, unloaded over 300 rounds into a small goldfish bowl while searching a home for evidence of drugs in 2013.

The goldfish’ owners, Mark and Cheryl Grendle, filed a lawsuit against the Battle Creek Police Department and the city, claiming that killing the goldfish amounted to the unlawful seizure of property in violation of the Fourth Amendment.
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The district court sided with the police officers argument that the goldfish posed a clear and imminent danger to the officers.  The Grendle family filed an appeal with United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit.
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