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An important message to all drones from the Hooba Health blood bank

5/18/2015

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Please support Hooba Canoes Industries efforts to increase blood supply to our Father by participating in a MANDATORY blood drive on Friday, June 5th.
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All donors will receive a t-shirt at 50% off or a food ration coupon (while supplies last). More importantly, your combined donations will make a significant difference in one person's life.

If you have questions, please feel free to keep them to yourself.

Please share this  message broadly with co-drones who may not have heard it over the loud-speaker or had the signal transmitted into their brains.


NOTICE TO RECIPIENT:  If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are in violation of Hooba Law and will be brought to justice.  Do not attempt to flee. We will find you. In order to expedite your capture, please contact your local torture master and turn yourself in. Due to the high volume of errant messages we send out, our torture masters may be backed-up. We ask that you patiently wait outside their dungeons. Please feel free to begin torturing yourself at any time.
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