Please support Hooba Canoes Industries efforts to increase blood supply to our Father by participating in a MANDATORY blood drive on Friday, June 5th.
All donors will receive a t-shirt at 50% off or a food ration coupon (while supplies last). More importantly, your combined donations will make a significant difference in one person's life.
If you have questions, please feel free to keep them to yourself.
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If you have questions, please feel free to keep them to yourself.
Please share this message broadly with co-drones who may not have heard it over the loud-speaker or had the signal transmitted into their brains.
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