We've updated our healthcare plan. Click here to read the press announcement.
Let's keep you alive and working.
Unlike other healthcare organizations, at Hooba Health we actually care about your well being. That fact is, most hospitals only care about your money and will let you die in the street if they think you can't afford to pay. They probably even go so low as to sell your medical secrets to us. Hooba Health is different. We understand that health insurance isn't cheap and that you may not be able to afford it. That's why we accept non-conventional forms of payment such as organ trades and indentured servitude. We're willing to wager that you'll do whatever it takes to stay alive. Even if that means volunteering your body for experiments at Hooba Labs.
We've partnered with local businesses and big pharmaceutical manufacturers. This, in turn, streamlines the prescription process which allows to us to prescribe the latest and greatest medicines to our sick and dying population of patients. It's win-win!
Community outreach is important to our mission of selling healthcare insurance to all. That's why we're accepting volunteers from local elementary school for our Hooba Scouts program. This program is designed to teach our youth the sales techniques they'll need when they grow up to become doctors.
Do you want to be a doctor? All our doctors receive world-class educations and degrees from Hooba Canoes University Medical School. Apply today!
We've partnered with local businesses and big pharmaceutical manufacturers. This, in turn, streamlines the prescription process which allows to us to prescribe the latest and greatest medicines to our sick and dying population of patients. It's win-win!
Community outreach is important to our mission of selling healthcare insurance to all. That's why we're accepting volunteers from local elementary school for our Hooba Scouts program. This program is designed to teach our youth the sales techniques they'll need when they grow up to become doctors.
Do you want to be a doctor? All our doctors receive world-class educations and degrees from Hooba Canoes University Medical School. Apply today!
Announcements
We've updated our healthcare plan. Click here to read the press announcement.
Apply for a job as a level 2 drone and receive high-risk brain transplant surgery.
Our father needs your blood. Click here to read the announcement.
If you don't purchase our health insurance, you'll probably have a heart attack and die.
