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Report: Area Man Really Pouring On The Ranch

4/12/2018

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 SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Area man Larry Grendle really loves pouring on the ranch. Grendle, an HR consultant for an insurance agency, regularly sits alone at his desk eating iceberg lettuce salad drenched in a breathtaking amount of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

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Cat Horder Has Dozens of Humans Living in Decrepit Conditions

1/8/2018

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The city is seeking a court order to clean up a house where decades of piled trash have provided a haven for rats and feral humans. These deplorable conditions are truly heart breaking. 

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Embarrassed Body Buried in Wrong Grave

11/25/2017

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“This kind of shit always happens to me.”

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Woman Whose Name I Didn't Catch Tries PB&J Sandwich for the First Time

9/4/2017

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Local Man Notices Toilet Seat Still Warm

9/3/2017

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"When I first sat down I noticed it was still warm. My initial feeling was mild disgust, but that feeling soon turned into wonder."

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