I was like, "No way!"
SOMEWHERE, CA -
I met this one lady for lunch to interview her about some book I can't remember. God, I wish I'd written this stuff down. This article is due in 1 hour and I'm totally fucked. I need to make rent. Okay, then, uh, let's just call her Kathy, said something about being hungry. God, I'm so hungry. No money for food. Only rent. Time ticking. Kathy pulled out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She said her gran-daughter made it for her. It looked really good. So hungry. Having headaches and belly cramps. Focus. Kathy said something about how she'd never had one before. I was liked, "No way!"
She opened it up and described it. That's kind of weird. It's like, it's not that complicated lady. I remember that part well. I'm thinking, here I am starving, and you waving this mouth-watering sandwich in face.
Oh, yeah. Then she ate it and collapsed. So I just bailed. Maybe she had an allergy. Fuck I'm hungry.
I met this one lady for lunch to interview her about some book I can't remember. God, I wish I'd written this stuff down. This article is due in 1 hour and I'm totally fucked. I need to make rent. Okay, then, uh, let's just call her Kathy, said something about being hungry. God, I'm so hungry. No money for food. Only rent. Time ticking. Kathy pulled out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She said her gran-daughter made it for her. It looked really good. So hungry. Having headaches and belly cramps. Focus. Kathy said something about how she'd never had one before. I was liked, "No way!"
She opened it up and described it. That's kind of weird. It's like, it's not that complicated lady. I remember that part well. I'm thinking, here I am starving, and you waving this mouth-watering sandwich in face.
Oh, yeah. Then she ate it and collapsed. So I just bailed. Maybe she had an allergy. Fuck I'm hungry.
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