In response to the Trump administration dropping healthcare subsidies, Hooba Canoes Industries is announcing that we will astronomically raise your health plan rates beyond what you can afford.
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All Hooba Canoes employees will receive discounted cybernetic upgrades to allow them to perform more dangerous work tasks such as:
- Nuclear Waste Disposal
- Heavy Lifting
- Super Soldier Fighting
We understand that health insurance may be unaffordable for less successful people. To help you pay for your health insurance, the Hooba Swiss Bank now offers even higher interest loans to patients. We also accept non-conventional forms of payment such as organ trades and indentured servitude.
Contact us today if you have any questions about our new healthcare plans.
Contact us today if you have any questions about our new healthcare plans.