We regret to inform you that our director of social media fell in a lake while jet-skiing and fried his CPU.
For security reasons this model was never equipped with an automatic backup system and is now gone forever. Social-bot H-1000 will be remembered by his loving wives and their 2 robo-children until 12am when their hard-drives are scheduled for termination.
We're excited to announce that we will be moving our propaganda sector in a new direction! All our outdated social media robots will be replaced by sleek, modern cyborgs! Data scientist drones have already starting analyzing potential cyborgs for these prestigious drone positions. If you're interested in becoming a cyborg, please scan a copy of your brain for analysis and complete our job application. You may be one of the lucky few to be selected for high-risk brain transplant surgery.
We're excited to announce that we will be moving our propaganda sector in a new direction! All our outdated social media robots will be replaced by sleek, modern cyborgs! Data scientist drones have already starting analyzing potential cyborgs for these prestigious drone positions. If you're interested in becoming a cyborg, please scan a copy of your brain for analysis and complete our job application. You may be one of the lucky few to be selected for high-risk brain transplant surgery.
