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World Horrified as 2017 Starts All Over Again

1/1/2018

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The world collectively woke up to a horrifying reality as they quickly discovered that 2017 started all over again.

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Genghis Khan Apologizes to Thousands He Raped, Says He Doesn't "Remember Drunken Encounters"

10/30/2017

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The Great Mongolian ruler who united the nomadic tribes of Northeast Asia and founded the greatest empire in history says doesn't remember raping and murdering thousands of people.

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World Stunned as Elevator Passengers Lose Phone Reception

9/4/2017

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The whole world is stunned as passengers lose reception on mysterious elevator.

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