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At H & C Construction,  we build things.

Unlike most construction companies, we have government ties that allow us to easily get around pesky restrictions. Other companies might not be able to build on ancient Indian burial grounds or protected wildlife habitats, but we can!

Safety is a top priority and that's why we make all our labor drones carry guns while constructing in war zones. Sure, our accident rate is the highest in the world, but that's only because we're the most dangerous construction company to work for. 

Our motto is simple. "If you pay for it, we build it."

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