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More People Vanish as Taco Festival Adds Exotic Meats

9/4/2017

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Organizers of the first annual Taco Festival in Kingsland, Texas say the festival was a huge success despite 22 people missing.
"I don't know how they find such a variety of meat."
"I can't wait for next year" said one festival goer. "For awhile the lines were really long, but then all that changed for some reason. You can try so many types of tacos. I don't know how they find such a variety of meat."

Festival organizer Muckie Grendle said "​This year's festival was so diverse. People come in all kinds of flavors and we had plenty to choose from. Are you from a newspaper or something?"
 

One festival goer didn't have such a great time. "I found a hair in one of my tacos. They offered me another taco, but that one had a finger and even more hair. Don't they wear hairnets?"

We interviewed the festivals head taco chef about the quality issues. Chef, "If you want make some tacos, you're going to have to crack a few legs...I mean eggs. Some tacos have eggs." When asked about the huge number of missing people his response was "This interview is over!"

Weeks later the local authorities are still searching for the missing people. "I'm sure those tacos...I mean...I'm sure those people will turn up eventually," said Officer Louie Grendle. "Those are the best tacos I've ever had."
"I'm sure those people will turn up eventually," said Officer Louie Grendle
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