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Man Pulls 3 lb Rabbit Out Of His Body, Blames Carrot Eating Habit

1/21/2018

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Muckie Grendle, a 34 year old man from Bakersfield and voracious carrot consumer, rushed himself to the emergency room after pulling out a live 3 lb rabbit from his rectum.

After feeling cramps and suffering from bloody diarrhea for several days, Grendle finally discovered the cause.

Grendle tells the story, "At first I thought my guts were coming out of my body. I was feeling around down there and felt something furry and wet. I began to pull. Then something bit me!"

At that moment Grendle realized this wasn't any old trip to the bathroom. Grendle, pants still around his ankles with 2 furry ears poking out of his butt, got up and began rummaging his cabinets for a sack to collect the rabbit.

"I couldn't find anything so I just went back to the bathroom. That was a useless trip. Don't include it in the story."

Over the next 2 hours, Grendle carefully pulled the entire rabbit out and then attempted to flush it down the toilet.

"It was just too big to flush. I decided I should probably go to the hospital and get things checked out down there."

The hospital staff didn't believe a word Grendle said, but still charged him $1000 for the visit.

"I decided to adopt Butts Bunny. Butts likes to hang out in the toilet."
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