Muckie Grendle, a 34 year old man from Bakersfield and voracious carrot consumer, rushed himself to the emergency room after pulling out a live 3 lb rabbit from his rectum.
After feeling cramps and suffering from bloody diarrhea for several days, Grendle finally discovered the cause.
Grendle tells the story, "At first I thought my guts were coming out of my body. I was feeling around down there and felt something furry and wet. I began to pull. Then something bit me!"
At that moment Grendle realized this wasn't any old trip to the bathroom. Grendle, pants still around his ankles with 2 furry ears poking out of his butt, got up and began rummaging his cabinets for a sack to collect the rabbit.
"I couldn't find anything so I just went back to the bathroom. That was a useless trip. Don't include it in the story."
Over the next 2 hours, Grendle carefully pulled the entire rabbit out and then attempted to flush it down the toilet.
"It was just too big to flush. I decided I should probably go to the hospital and get things checked out down there."
The hospital staff didn't believe a word Grendle said, but still charged him $1000 for the visit.
"I decided to adopt Butts Bunny. Butts likes to hang out in the toilet."
After feeling cramps and suffering from bloody diarrhea for several days, Grendle finally discovered the cause.
Grendle tells the story, "At first I thought my guts were coming out of my body. I was feeling around down there and felt something furry and wet. I began to pull. Then something bit me!"
At that moment Grendle realized this wasn't any old trip to the bathroom. Grendle, pants still around his ankles with 2 furry ears poking out of his butt, got up and began rummaging his cabinets for a sack to collect the rabbit.
"I couldn't find anything so I just went back to the bathroom. That was a useless trip. Don't include it in the story."
Over the next 2 hours, Grendle carefully pulled the entire rabbit out and then attempted to flush it down the toilet.
"It was just too big to flush. I decided I should probably go to the hospital and get things checked out down there."
The hospital staff didn't believe a word Grendle said, but still charged him $1000 for the visit.
"I decided to adopt Butts Bunny. Butts likes to hang out in the toilet."
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