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"Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli Wants You to Follow Your Dreams

2/12/2017

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"Pharma bro" Martin Shkreli became famous when his pharmaceutical company raised the price of an HIV drug by over 600%. Despite being an incredibly savvy business move, the price hike caused a public outcry and a PR nightmare for this boy genius. 
Mr. Smrkli was recently invited to speak at Trump Middle School.

"Yo, just because I can sell a life saving drug at an affordable price, doesn't mean I should. I ain't running a charity. I'm trying to make that schrilla, son! So go out there and make that money, kids. Shkreli out."

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