Mega-corporation HCI (Hooba Canoes Industries) has agreed to endorse Donald J. Trump for President of the United States of America.
The terms of the endorsement are not yet publicly available, but insiders claim the deal could be worth billions if Trump becomes president. In exchange for the endorsement, Trump is expected to approve dozens of HCI pipelines and offshore drilling sites. Trump is also expected to approve a prison inmate work program that will place thousands of inmates to work at HCI factories.
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