Get Rich Today: 7 Game-Changing Marketing Tips!

"It's really that simple!"

The 7 Golden Rules of Sales and Marketing:

1. List things. People like lists because they're EASY. 
2. Pretend to give a shit about your stupid customers.
3. Feed their ego by calling them "boss" and "chief" (especially if they're Native American).
4. Use cliches and buzzwords. They're game changers!
5. Act like you know what you're talking about. YOU DON'T.
6. Keep it short. Nobody wants to read something that goes on and on and on.  Let me tell you a story. I was driving up a mountain and I saw a UFO. That's when I crashed into a tree. Moral of the story: Keep your eyes on the road.
7. Lie whenever possible. 
8. Keep calling and hanging up constantly. It's fun.
9. Exploit women.

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