Hooba Canoes
  • Home
  • Services
  • Propaganda
  • Careers
  • Store

Business News

Amazon's New Healthcare Plan to Ship Doctors Via Drones

2/3/2018

Comments

 
Picture
The retail and tech giant Amazon is seeking to disrupt healthcare in America by offering its own competitive healthcare options. Amazon is teaming up with Berkshire Hathaway and JP Morgan to take a giant slice out of the multi trillion dollar industry. The news immediately caused healthcare stocks to fall.
Amazon promises to innovate by offering drone delivery of doctors and nurses. Once a customer places an order, a drone will pluck a doctor from a nearby Amazon fulfillment warehouse and fly directly to the customer’s doorstep.

“With our same-day delivery system, we’re positioning be like the Dominos of healthcare. Which reminds me, we’re taking over the pizza industry next,” said Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, causing pizza company stocks to plummet.

Another key feature will be a free digital song download for those customers willing to wait a few days for emergency care.
Comments
    If you like what you saw, consider following us. ​It gives our writer drones enough hope to keep them from slitting their wrists.

    Archives

    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    September 2017
    February 2017
    October 2016
    May 2015

    Categories

    All
    Business

    RSS Feed

    Tweets by @HoobaCanoes

We're social!

Company

About
​Mission Statement

Father
Corporate Office
Board of Directors

Careers

Services

Data Mining
Lines of Business
Education
Mass Surveillance
Research and Development

Support

Contact
Legal Team
Psychic Team
Disclaimer
Call Center (323) 577-3670

"Hablamos Español!"

Hooba Canoes Industries ©. All rides reserved. 
*By entering this website you have entered into a legally blinding contract and are now property of Hooba Canoes Industries.