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We drop you on an exoplanet

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Real Estate is at an all-time high these days.

That's why for a for a small fee, we'll strap you onboard one of our spacecrafts for a "fly-by" over a semi-habitable planet. Should you choose to stay, we'll deploy you over a safe-zone with enough food and supplies to begin your new life!



Image courtesy of NASA/JPL-Caltech
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