We know how hard it is to find a decent apartment in the city. And even if you do find a place, you'll quickly learn that it's crowded with rats, we've polluted it, and it smells like poor people. But does it really have to be that way?
Of course it does. We've thought about this a lot.
There is, however, another answer...
Of course it does. We've thought about this a lot.
There is, however, another answer...
Exoplanetary Colonization!
For a small fee, we'll strap you onboard one of our spacecrafts for a "fly-by" over a semi-habitable planet. Should you choose to stay, we'll deploy you over a safe-zone with enough food and supplies to begin your new life!
Soon we'll even be offering timeshares across our many habitable planets. Many of these planets have life-staining water and oxygen, solid surface areas for building resorts, and ever comparable gravity and temperatures! To learn more, ask us using the contact page.
Soon we'll even be offering timeshares across our many habitable planets. Many of these planets have life-staining water and oxygen, solid surface areas for building resorts, and ever comparable gravity and temperatures! To learn more, ask us using the contact page.
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