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Logan Paul Captured By ISIS After Vlogging Beheading

1/10/2018

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Popular YouTube star Logan Paul is in trouble again after recording a decapitation at the hands of the terrorist organization ISIS.
Shortly after recording the beheading, Logan Paul was captured by Syrian ISIS fighters.

YouTube, after public pressure, has temporarily pulled advertising for Logan Paul's channel and halted the production of the stars upcoming film.

"In light of recent events, we have decided to remove Logan Paul's channel from Google preferred. Additionally, we will not feature Logan in season 4 of 'Foursome' and his new originals are on hold" said a YouTube spokesperson. "Mingling with ISIS is clearly against the YouTube's policy."
Here is a statement from Logan Paul from a newly released apology video:

"I Logan Paul...American scum...swear allegiance to these dudes in black. Yo, can I go home now?"

Logan Paul has not been seen since.
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