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Too Many Bananas

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CYBER MONDAY SALE!!! 

​2 for 1!!! Bananas* for sale!!

"That is a banana in my pocket!"

You can never have too many bananas. Bananas in pie, banana in smoothies, banana in pajamas, you name it!

Buy in bulk and save. Better than Costco! You must purchase entire boat.

Get them before the go extinct due to banana viruses and over harvesting.

May contain cocaine and killer spiders. Must contact us before placing order or you will be subjected to heavy fees and physical abuse.


*You will only receive just a photo of bananas. We are not selling a physical product.
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