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Crude Oil

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CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL!!! 25% OFF CRUDE OIL*!!!!

Give the gift that tells her you love her. Enjoy 2 million barrels of crude oil safely collected from the gulf coast. 

Must purchase at least 2 million barrels. Product may include chunks of local wildlife.
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Must contact us before placing order or you will be subjected to any fees and penalties we incur.
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*Not real oil. All lies.
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