Crude Oil
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$99,999,999.99
$75,999,999.99
$75,999,999.99
per item
CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL!!! 25% OFF CRUDE OIL*!!!!
Give the gift that tells her you love her. Enjoy 2 million barrels of crude oil safely collected from the gulf coast.
Must purchase at least 2 million barrels. Product may include chunks of local wildlife.
Must contact us before placing order or you will be subjected to any fees and penalties we incur.
*Not real oil. All lies.
Give the gift that tells her you love her. Enjoy 2 million barrels of crude oil safely collected from the gulf coast.
Must purchase at least 2 million barrels. Product may include chunks of local wildlife.
Must contact us before placing order or you will be subjected to any fees and penalties we incur.
*Not real oil. All lies.