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Weapons Grade Enriched Uranium

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CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL!!

​50% off 120 grams of weapons grade uranium*!

​Who doesn't need a little enriched uranium around the holidays? Enrich your Christmas with this must have gift!

Sorry, this product not available in North Korea, Iran, Iraq, pretty much anywhere in the middle east or any enemy of the United States of America. You know how it is.

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Supplies won't last! Must contact us before purchase or you may be subject fees, sanctions, and imprisonment.

*Actually just a piece of plastic
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