Trip to bottom of the Marianna Trench!
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The Marianna Trench is the deepest trench on the planet. Who doesn't love a good trench?
We encase your naked body in molten steel from head to toe. You MAY die. When the steel cools, we toss you on a boat and send you off to sea. Once the boat reaches a spot that seems to be over the Mariana trench, we strap a GoPro (also encased in molten steel) and quietly dump you over the side of the boat. Enjoy the long trip down and don't forget to post those sweet GoPro vids online!