A Short Poem
This poem was written by the great, great, great, great grandson of Mr. Hooba Canoes. Themes include forbidden love, anger, and loss. If you are employed by Hooba Canoes Industries, you are required to purchase a copy of this poem.
Important Note:
Okay, first the bad news. You won't receive this instantly because my website host wants to charge me $20 a month extra for digital downloads. So as a workaround, I'll send you a PDF of the poem shortly after I'm notified of the purchase. Does that suck? Maybe. What happens when you pay is I get a notification instantly on my phone and I then email you as quickly as possible. If you buy his poem in the middle of the night, maybe I roll out of bed and send it to you. Or maybe I do it in the morning cause I'm sleeping.
Either way, you get it relatively quickly and I don't have to pay $20 a month.