About
The Hooba Hole and Flop Bucket opened it's very first restaurant back in 1987 and hasn't looked back since! Originally a small mom and pop burger shop, they were bought out by Hooba Canoes Industries.
Menu Favorites
Try our delicious "authentico" tacos! We serve these on real styrofoam plates and cover them in fresh meats and veggies!
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Enjoy our world famous "Murder Burger". Bacon, cheddar cheese, bloody meat, crisp lettuce, and other stuff. This popular item will make you strong. Your spirit will soar with the ghosts of the mighty cow.
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In the words of the late great Robin Williams, you ain't never had a wing like me! We seriously Doubtfire that! But seriously, what sets these apart is our secret buffalo sauce that so secret it's currently being investigated by the FDA! You'll be Hooked!
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Enjoy a steaming pile of spaghetti! All of our spaghetti pasta is hand spun in a basement full of real Italian grandmothers, brought to temperature in tubs of salty water, and mixed in a giant mixer. Just like mom used to buy!
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Old-world style flavors take you back to a time when men were men. They rode horses, honored the gods, and enforced the law of the land. Criminals were beaten, tortured, then marinated in a special blend of secret spices, and slow-roasted over an open fire.
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Blood soup.
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Kids Menu
This isn't your step-momma's grilled cheese sandwich! It's hard when your Dad finds another woman. But Daddy's not happy right now. And he hasn't been for a long time.
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Listen Bobby, this is not your fault. Sometimes mommies and daddies need to live in different townhouses. Daddy is moving to another part of the city, but I promise to visit every other weekend. Remember the boat ride? We'll always have that .
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The person you should really be mad at is Leslie. She never really cared about making this work. So what if I gambled a little bit. I like to have a little fun. Yeah, I'll admit it. I've been drinking. I pay my taxes. This is a free county goddamn it!
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