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The Hooba Hole and Flop Bucket opened it's very first restaurant back in 1987 and hasn't looked back since! Originally a small  mom and pop burger shop, they were bought out by Hooba Canoes Industries.

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Try our delicious "authentico" tacos!  We serve these  on real  styrofoam plates and cover them in  fresh  meats and veggies! 
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Enjoy our world famous "Murder Burger".  Bacon, cheddar cheese, bloody meat, crisp lettuce, and other stuff.  This popular item  will make you strong.  Your spirit will soar  with the ghosts of the mighty  cow.
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In the words of the late great Robin Williams, you ain't never had a wing like me!  We seriously Doubtfire that! But seriously,  what sets these apart is our secret buffalo sauce that so secret it's currently being investigated by the FDA! You'll be Hooked!
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Enjoy a steaming pile of spaghetti!  All  of our spaghetti pasta is hand spun in a basement full of real  Italian  grandmothers,  brought to temperature in tubs of salty water, and  mixed in a giant mixer. Just like  mom used to buy!
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Old-world style flavors take you back to a time when men were men. They rode horses,  honored the gods, and  enforced  the  law of the land.  Criminals  were beaten,  tortured, then marinated  in  a  special blend of secret spices, and slow-roasted over  an open fire.
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Blood soup.

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This isn't your step-momma's grilled cheese  sandwich! It's hard  when your Dad finds another woman.  But Daddy's not happy right now. And  he hasn't been for a long time. 
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Listen Bobby,  this is not your fault.  Sometimes mommies and daddies need to  live in different townhouses. Daddy is moving to  another part of the city, but I promise to visit every other weekend.  Remember the boat ride? We'll always have that .
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The person you should really be mad at is Leslie. She  never really cared about making this work.  So what if  I gambled a little bit. I like to have a little fun.  Yeah,  I'll admit it. I've been drinking. I pay my taxes. This is  a free county goddamn it!

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