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Hooba Farms

Growing things for mass consumption since the 1990s!
  • Our meat products are made out of real meat mostly!
  • We no longer feed plastic to our animals. Maybe.
  • All our animals are really happy and actually want to die.
  • We promise nothing is contaminated with feces. Those are just rumors.
  • Now our vegetables grow out of the floor!​
  • ​​Go on a tour and you'll never leave.
You can really taste the difference!
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"Glad it's almost over"
Chimpanzee
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"Aw, fuck."
Mole
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"I'm just here to mate"
Ted Cruz
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