Hooba Farms

Growing things for mass consumption since the 1990s!

• Our meat products are made out of real meat mostly!
• We no longer feed plastic to our animals. Maybe.
• All our animals are really happy and actually want to die.
• We promise nothing is contaminated with feces. Those are just rumors.
• Now our vegetables grow out of the floor!​
• ​​Go on a tour and you'll never leave.

You can really taste the difference!

"Glad it's almost over"

Chimpanzee

Hooba Farms

"Aw, fuck."

Mole

Hooba Farms

"I'm just here to mate"

Ted Cruz

Hooba Farms