#1 Do not attempt any calls for help. If you post a message begging to be rescued, we will brutally kill you and your family, do unthinkable things to your extended family, shoot at passers by, and we will delete your post.
#2 Please be respectful of others. Hate speech will not be tolerated unless you are specifically directed to post hate speech by your drone master. Always obey your master.
#3 Nude images are okay.
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